No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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