Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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