Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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