I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
