Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
honey bunches of taint.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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