He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We were destined to go to rehab together
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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