I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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