OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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