Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Couch. On fire.
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