how can u be prego again
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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