I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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