that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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