I want to stick my p in your. b.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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