at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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