we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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