I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize