let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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