You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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