'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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