of course. lets lasso hookers.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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