That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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