i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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