You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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