North Korea, Best Korea!
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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