Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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