It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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