While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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