my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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