This house was built for laser tag.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
