he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Dicks are not precious.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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