Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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