Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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