She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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