I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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