I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Terrible idea I love it
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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