Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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