Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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