Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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