She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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