is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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