I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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