What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
im holly from the hills drunk
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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