thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He did a backflip because drugs
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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