I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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