It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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