I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize