gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He's on the porch naked. Help.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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