they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Is Oprah even human
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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