Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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