have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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