I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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