spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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