If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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