I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
