You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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