You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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