when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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