No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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