I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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