Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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