Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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